Garfield made a candy cane out of rockpeople and didnt blink for 72 years and then was granted a monkey wand that he named chuongink and decided that that was stuipid name and made the entire world into an orange because his fur was orange. Then the world was formed from an orange. thats why the world looks like an orange when cut in half. garfield has died many times including when the orange planet was made he drowned in a volcano of orange juice and died. then the orange started to get moldy and moss cclose up looks like tiny trees and grass and stuff. then jesus (whoever created garfiedld comic0) made some stories about our god and now garfield is back and a popular religin again